Q: What should you do when a British banker picks a fight with you?
A: £ some ¢¢ into him.

Q: What do you call it when a judge takes part of a law off the books?
A: § violence.

Q: What did the football coach get from the locker room vending machine in the middle of the game?
A: A ¼ back at ½ time.

Q: How hot did it get when the police detective interrogated the mathematician?
A: x³°

Q: What does a punctilious plagiarist do?
A: ©